Apparently, many girls have been damaging their small brains by reading the information on this site.  If you are a girl, and you are reading this right now, we must insist that you stop immediately before you cause further damage to your brains.

[A note to Caliban Society Members:  Many of the girls visiting this site are from Girls Guild!  We have therefore begun using a secret password to protect our plans.  Let's hope they don't find out what it is!]